The Omnipotent Q

 

The following contains information regarding the canonical species Q, and a brief whimsical biography of the Navajo’s Q. As we have seen there, there are more than one Q. In such, perhaps John de Lancie’s Q really did spark up interest into humanity and so here we have Sandra Oh parading about as our Q. A Q is gonna Q no matter where they are. Some Q’s even gave themselves names like Q, or a title like Colonel Q. We’re not sure what this Q has in store for us, but we promise it’ll most certainly be entertaining at the very least.

Memory Alpha:
A point of some confusion is the fact that all Q, under normal circumstances, are known merely as "Q," and seem not to have any proper names. This causes no confusion among the Q as they always know which of them is being referred to when the name "Q" is used. Some, such as Quinn, chose a name, though most are referred to by descriptors, such as "female Q". "Q" alone is usually in reference to the most notable member of the species, played by John de Lancie.

 


 

Right, so rather than copy and paste a bunch of stuff about Q here, we’re just gonna give you this fancy link.


 

 

"Grey's Anatomy" Photocall

 

 

Q .ELEVENTYBILLION
REALLY BORING STARFLEET PERSONNEL RECORDS
THAT ONE BACK ALLEY WITH THE DUDES WHO HAVE AMAZING LUNGS, SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, EARTH

ADMIRAL INFORMATION:

SEX: ALL OF THEM
SPECIES: Q
HOW OLD: REALLY FREAKING OLD
TIME OF BIRTH: BEFORE REALITY WAS FORMED
LOCATION OF BIRTH: THE EDGE OF THE INFINITE
STARFLEET ID THINGY: DD-GEORGE JONES.ELEVENTYBILLION
MARITAL FORMAT: BOTH

HUSBAND: YOUR MOTHER

KIDS: NO THANK YOU

MOM AND DAD: NONE

SISTERS AND BROS: Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
Q
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH

STARFLEET INFORMATION:

DATE OF ENTRY: ALL POINTS IN TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY
PLACE OF ENTRY: THE BACK DOOR
ACADEMY: WAS SURPRISINGLY FUN

TYPE OF TRAINING: AS IF I WOULD NEED THAT

ADD’L TRAIN: PFFFFT
TYPE OF TRAINING: I’M TOO AWESOME FOR IT

COMMAND SCHOOL: I TAUGHT AT IT, YEAH

COMP’L DATE: NAAAAAHHHHH

PRIOR EDUCATION: BEING GODDAMN OMNIPOTENT

SERVICE RECORD:

ONLY ASSIGNMENT: THE BEGINNING OF TIME-THE END OF TIME
U.S.S THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE, NCC-THAT SIDEWAYS 8 THINGY
GODDESS, CHIEF AWESOME OFFICER
+10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 AWARDS, +0 PROMOTIONS BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NOWHERE HIGHER TO GO

PERSONAL INFORMATION:

Physical Description: Drop dead gorgeous. You know that face that launched a thousand ships? This face has launched a trillion bloody planet-cracking missiles. The explosions were sooooooo pretty!

Personality Overview: Kind, compassionate, always so caring towards the little people! To say nothing of my humility, of course.

Ambitions: Like I would ever need those.

Interests: Everything.

History: Why yes, I have been quietly warping the fabric of all history for my own whims. How’d you guess? Did you read my diary, you sly dog, you?

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